Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Maths.

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