- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Neil is a reterd.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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