What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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