- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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