- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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