A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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