What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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