- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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