- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Pickles

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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