- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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