Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

knock knock go away!!!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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