- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

A jew enters a mall.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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