- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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