- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

feminism

i hate non minorities!

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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