- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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