Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Tunechi

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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