- Anti Joke

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Justin Bieber.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh