Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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