- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Gus's mom

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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