- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

anti jokes are really funny

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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