Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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