- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

read this sentence again.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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