- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Gay rights.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what do you call a black chef glendon

an american walks out of a strip club.

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