- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Knock knock Fuck off!

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

My Nan, that is all.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

knock knock Dave's not here.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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