what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Sex

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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