- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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