- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

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