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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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