What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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