- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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