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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what do you call a black chef glendon

an american walks out of a strip club.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What does two plus two equal? 4

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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