- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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