Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Caroline Kelly.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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