- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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