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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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