- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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