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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What happened to the fish? It drowned

hey guys im gay

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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