A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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A jew enters a mall.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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