Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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