- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How high is the sky? True or False

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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