- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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