what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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