Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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