- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

woman's rights

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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