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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

i hate non minorities!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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