yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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