- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

knock knock i have diarrhea

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

here's a joke... the american education society

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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