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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

The chickens have become self-aware!

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