Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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