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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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