- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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