I like poop in my butt

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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