- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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