- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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