If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Women's rights.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

ure mama's so fat

Katy Perry

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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