I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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