- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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