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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

a man checks his mypsace

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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