- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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