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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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