Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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