"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

The Morman Religion.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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