how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

You know whats annoying? Steve

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