- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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