What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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