Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

whats brown and sticky a stick

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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