Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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