why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

nothing

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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