- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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