Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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