Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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