Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Women's Rights.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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