Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares? Seriously, who, on this planet, bothers to care about such a trivial matter? Is it really that important to you that must be given clarification as to why a random bird species just happened to cross a road? Will knowing benefit your life in some fashion? Well I'd like to know how. Ha! Perhaps you feel that, if you have the answer revealed to you, it will give you extra guidance of some sort in raising a chicken as a pet, or training a chicken to perform tricks for an animal contest, or something along those lines. Well I'm afraid you are out of luck, as I will not tell you. By reading this passage, you are wasting so much precious time. As you keep reading, seconds pass and you only waste more. You could be doing so much more with your life right now. Instead, you could be studying a topic that you might need to be knowledgeable about in the future. You could be shopping for goods. You could be painting a nice picture, writing a short story, or composing a piece of music. You could be getting exercise, or cleaning your house, or spending time with family, or even raising money for charity. There are countless meaningful tasks that you could be carrying out which would benefit you and others around you, including those who are less fortunate than you. But no. Instead you choose to do nothing, reading useless and forgettable anti-jokes on a crummy website, with a strange, fruitless desire of knowing why a chicken crossed a road. You must have such a sad life. You know what? I pity you, so I have decided that I will tell you why the chicken crossed the road. But only if you want to know. You might not want to know by this point. Do you still want to know? Are you sure you do? Are you really, really sure? Because I'm gonna tell you, regardless. Just keep reading! Don't take your eyes off the screen! You will find out exactly why the chicken crossed the road in 3... 2...1... and here we go! Ready, kids? The chicken crossed the road because... because... because... whoops, actually, I forgot. Sorry.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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