- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

child labor

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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