How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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