- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

How's the weather? Good.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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