- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

a. why? b. because

What rhymes with milk...milf

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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