Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

cory is gay

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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