My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Jacob Edwards has friends.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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