roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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