Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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