If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Tucker Rivera

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

A storm be brewin!

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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