why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Happy Monday!

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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