- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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