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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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