Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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