- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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