- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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