- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

knock knock who's there? faith

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