why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

nolan is gay

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

why are balck people black because they are

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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