baloney sandwich

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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