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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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