- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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