What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

What does? 42

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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