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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

I went to school. Then I came home.

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