If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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