- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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