Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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