THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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your so fat. your fat!

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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