Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

penis. nuff said.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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