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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What? Huh?

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

PENIS

Robin, get in the car!

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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