- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

lets bomb africa

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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