- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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