- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

woman's rights

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

no.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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