Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A man did not like this site

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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