Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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silver bullet?

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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