- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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