Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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