Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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