- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

knock knock no no you go now i clean

okay so theres this guy.

Nobody cares maddie!

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A man died.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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