- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

A dyslexic blind man

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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