- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What is funnier than 24 69

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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