Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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eoin burgin is fat

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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