- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A young baby died.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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