- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

why does the man appear fat he is

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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