- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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