What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

knock knock go away!!!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

Women's rights

pobody's nerfect

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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