What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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